在欧洲大陆最遥远的东部边界 前朱波罗卡共和国 曾经的帝国中心
旧卢茨 公墓
纪念 我们的国家宝藏
亚 瑟
布达佩斯大饭店
这是普遍存在的一种误解 It is an extremely common mistake,
人们认为作家的想象力永不枯竭 people think the writer's imagination is always at work,
所以他能够源源不断地创作出 that he's constantly inventing an endless supply
各种事件和情节 of incidents and episodes,
所以他能够简单地凭空编造出故事来 that he simply dreams up his stories out of thin air.
其实 恰恰相反 In point of fact, the opposite is true.
一旦公众知道了你是一名作家 Once the public knows you're a writer,
他们就会主动向你提供人物和事件 they bring the characters and events to you
只要你还能细心观察 and as long as you maintain your ability to look
认真聆听 and to carefully listen,
这些故事就会 these stories will continue to...
住手 住手 别 别闹 Stop it. Stop it! Don't! Don't do it!
就会持续找上门来 Will continue to seek you out over your lifetime.
那个给他人讲故事的人 To him who has often told the tales of others,
其实也会收获他人的故事 many tales will be told.
- 抱歉 - 没关系 - Sorry. - It's all right.
下面这些事件是别人描述给我的 The incidents that follow were described to me
我将分毫无差地进行讲述 exactly as I present them here
并将采用一种完全出人意料的方式 and in a wholly unexpected way.
数年前 A number of years ago,
我患上了轻度的"作家热" while suffering from a mild case of "Scribe's Fever,"
那是一种神经衰弱症 a form of neurasthenia
普遍存在于当时的知识分子之中 common among the intelligentsia of that time,
我决定在八月 I decided to spend the month of August
前往苏台德华尔兹山下 in the spa town of Nebelsbad
奈博斯巴德的温泉小镇 below the Alpine Sudetenwaltz,
并在布达佩斯大饭店定下了一个房间 and had taken up rooms in the Grand Budapest,
那是一个景色如画 设计精巧 a picturesque, elaborate,
曾久负盛名的地方 and once widely celebrated establishment.
我想你们中有人知道它 I expect some of you will know it.
时值淡季 而且它在当时已经明显过时了 It was off season and, by that time, decidedly out of fashion,
已经走上了下坡路 and it had already begun its descent
变得破旧不堪 并最终将被拆除 into shabbiness and eventual demolition.
我们这几个客人 What few guests we were
接待处
作为这栋巨大的建筑里仅存的活人 had quickly come to recognize one another by sight
售货机
很快就对彼此眼熟了 as the only living souls residing in the vast establishment,
不过我认为 although I do not believe
我们之间的熟悉程度 any acquaintance among our number had proceeded
阅览室
不会比礼貌的点头致意更进一步 beyond the polite nods we exchanged as we passed
仅在棕榈厅 in the Palm Court,
阿拉伯浴室 in the Arabian baths,
以及石廊缆车里 and onboard the Colonnade Funicular.
我们看上去都非常拘谨 We were a very reserved group, it seemed,
且毫无例外地 都是孤身一人 and, without exception, solitary.
也许正是因为这种沉默 Perhaps as a result of this general silence,
我与饭店的礼宾员 一个西欧人 I had established a casual and bantering familiarity
在不经意间熟络起来 with the hotel's concierge, a West-continental
他叫让先生 known only as Monsieur Jean,
一接触就让人觉得 who struck one as being, at once,
他是个懒散又很随和的人 both lazy and, really, quite accommodating.
我猜他的工资应该不怎么高 I expect he was not well paid.
总之 一天晚上 In any case, one evening,
我习惯性地在和让先生交谈的时候 as I stood conferring elbow-to-elbow with Monsieur Jean,
我注意到我们有了一位新同伴 as had become my habit, I noticed a new presence in our company.
那是一位衣着考究的小个子老人 A small, elderly man, smartly dressed,
有着充满生气而又智慧的面容 with an exceptionally lively, intelligent face
带着极易察觉的哀伤 and an immediately perceptible air of sadness.
他和我们一样孤身一人 但我得说 He was, like the rest of us, alone, but also, I must say,
他是第一个 he was the first that
能让人感受到他深沉而真实的孤独感的人 struck one as being deeply and truly lonely.
我自己也有着同样的症状 A symptom of my own medical condition as well.
这个有趣的老兄是什么人 Who's this interesting old fellow?
我向让先生打听道 I inquired of Monsieur Jean.
让我吃惊的是 他对此感到惊讶 To my surprise, he was distinctly taken aback.
- 你不知道吗 - 他问道 - Don't you know? - He asked.
你认不出他吗 Don't you recognize him?
他的确看起来眼熟 He did look familiar.
那就是穆斯塔法先生本尊 That's Mr. Moustafa himself.
他今天早些时候到的 He arrived earlier this morning.
这个名字对于你们中 This name will no doubt be familiar
久经世事的人来说一定很耳熟 to the more seasoned persons among you.
泽罗·穆斯塔法先生曾是朱波罗卡最富有的人 Mr. Zero Moustafa was at one time the richest man in Zubrowka,
移民获得巨额资产
并且仍是布达佩斯大饭店的所有者 and was still indeed the owner of the Grand Budapest.
泽罗垄断市场
和政委达成协议 泽罗·穆同志
他时常过来住上一周 或者再多几天 He often comes and stays a week or more,
一年至少三次 但从不在这个季节来 three times a year at least, but never in the season.
让先生示意我靠近 Monsieur Jean signaled to me and I leaned closer.
我告诉你个秘密 I'll tell you a secret.
他只住在顶层后角 He takes only a single-bed sleeping room without a bath
没有浴室的单人房 in the rear corner of the top floor
那里比货梯还小 and it's smaller than the service elevator!
众所周知 It was well known,
泽罗·穆斯塔法购买了几座 Zero Moustafa had purchased and famously inhabited
欧洲大陆最为奢华的城堡和宫殿 入住其中 some of the most lavish castles and palazzos on the continent.
但在这里 在他自己空荡荡的饭店 Yet here, in his own nearly empty hotel,
他却占据了雇员的住处 he occupied a servant's quarters?
这时 一出附加的 At that moment, the curtain
大戏拉开了帷幕 rose on a parenthetical, domestic drama...
该死 Shit.
立刻完全吸引了让先生 which required the immediate and complete attention
所有的注意 of Monsieur Jean,
但老实说 我没有关注它多久 but, frankly, did not hold mine for long.
然而 However,
这位令人好奇的老人的故事被过早地打断 this premature intermission in the story of the curious, old man
令我 如古语所言 had left me, as the expression goes,
"好奇得发紧 犹如一张拉满待放的弓" "Gespannt wie ein Flitzebogen,"
于是 我坐在床沿上 that is, on the edge of my seat,
同一个姿势保持了整晚 直到第二天早上 where I remained throughout the next morning, until,
我发现命运 in what I have found to be
以它那神秘而又可靠的方式 its mysterious and utterly reliable fashion,
又一次介入了我的生活 fate, once again, intervened on my behalf.
我欣赏你的作品 I admire your work.
什么 I beg your pardon?
我说 我看过并欣赏你美妙的作品 I said, I know and admire your wonderful work.
非常感谢您 先生 Thank you most kindly, sir.
让先生有没有跟你说过 Did Monsieur Jean have a word or two to share with you
这座建筑的年迈的所有者的事 about the aged proprietor of this establishment?
我必须承认 我的确打听了您的事 I must confess, I did myself inquire about you.
让先生很有能力 He's perfectly capable, of course, Monsieur Jean
但他算不上一流 but we can't claim he's a first,
认真来说 甚至算不上二流的礼宾员 or, in earnest, even second-rate concierge.
但是只能这样了 But there it is.
时代变了 Times have changed.
这个温泉浴室很漂亮 The thermal baths are very beautiful.
它们建成时就是这个样子 They were in their first condition.
当然 也没法进行修缮了 It couldn't be maintained, of course.
就现在的审美来看 有些过于颓废派了 Too decadent for current tastes.
但我还是一样爱着这里 这迷人的古老废墟 But I love it all just the same, this enchanting old ruin.
恕我冒昧 您当初为何要买下这里 How did you come to buy it, if I may ask?
布达佩斯大饭店 The Grand Budapest.
我没买 I didn't.
如果你不仅仅是出于礼貌而问 If you're not merely being polite,
如果是的话请一定告知我 and you must tell me if that's the case,
不过你要是真的感兴趣 but if it genuinely does interest you,
我可以邀你今晚共进晚餐吗 may I invite you to dine with me tonight,
我很乐意 事实上我会很荣幸为你讲述 and it will be my pleasure and, indeed, my privilege to tell you
"我的故事" 尽管也不过如此 "My story." Such as it is.
两份橄榄烤鸭 Two ducks roasted with olives.
兔肉 沙拉 Rabbit, salad?
52年的普伊- 儒弗 再加点儿低糖香槟 Pouilly-Jouvet '52, plus a split of the brut.
这样时间就该够了 That should provide us ample time
- 如果我立即开始的话 - 请吧 - if I commence promptly. - By all means.
故事必须以 Well, it begins, as it must,
我们共同朋友的前辈开始 with our mutual friend's predecessor.
布达佩斯大饭店深受爱戴的第一任礼宾员 The beloved, original concierge of The Grand Budapest.
故事的开头 当然是 It begins, of course, with...
第一部分 古斯塔夫先生
- 桌子搬到窗户旁 - 是 古斯塔夫先生 - Bring the table to the window. - Yes, Monsieur Gustave.
- 托盘放到桌子上 - 是 古斯塔夫先生 - Bring the tray to the table. - Right away, Monsieur Gustave.
就是那里 那些都刷过了吗 定型了吗 Right there. Have those been brushed and blocked?
- 当然 古斯塔夫先生 - 装进帽盒里 - Of course, Monsieur Gustave. - Pack them in the hat boxes.
那是奥伯斯多夫公司的吗 Is that from Oberstdorf & Company?
我想是的 古斯塔夫先生 I believe so, Monsieur Gustave.
第二个箱子 票在谁那儿 Second trunk. Who has the tickets?
这里 古斯塔夫先生 I do, Monsieur Gustave.
给我 Give them to me.
很好 在角落里等着 These are in order. Wait in the corner.
- 我不走了 - 你说什么 - I'm not leaving. - I beg your pardon?
- 我不走了 - 为什么 - I'm not leaving. - Why not?
- 我很害怕 - 怕什么 - I'm frightened. - Of what?
我怕这是我们最后一次见面 I fear this may be the last time we ever see each other.
这怎么可能呢 Why on earth would that be the case?
我说不好 但我有这种感觉 Well, I can't put it into words, but I feel it.
天哪 For goodness sake,
没理由你会离开我们 如果你 there's no reason for you to leave us if you'd...
- 跟我走 - 去那该死的卢茨 - Come with me. - To fucking Lutz?
- 求你了 - 把手给我 - Please. - Give me your hand.
没什么好怕的 你出行前总是很焦虑 You've nothing to fear. You're always anxious before you travel.
我承认 这一次 I admit, you appear to be
你发作得更厉害一些 suffering a more acute attack on this occasion.
但是说真的 上帝啊 But, truly and honestly... Oh, dear God.
你对你的指甲做了什么 What have you done to your fingernails?
- 你说什么 - 这可怕的指甲油 - I beg your pardon? - This diabolical varnish.
- 颜色太糟糕了 - 你不喜欢吗 - The color is completely wrong. - Don't you like it?
不是不喜欢 是我生理上适应不了 It's not that I don't like it. I am physically repulsed.
- 也许这能让你平静下来 - 什么 别背 - Perhaps this will soothe you. - What? Don't recite.
- 听听这些话吧 - 求你了 现在别 - Just listen to the words. Hush. - Please. Not now.
"当我探索这片高贵的灰色中古松林时 "While questing once in noble wood of gray, medieval pine,
"发现了被雨水浸湿 虚无缥缈的坟墓 "I came upon a tomb, rain-slick'd, rubbed-cool, ethereal,
"其碑铭早已消逝 "'its inscription long-vanished,
"但那忧郁的裂缝之中 " "yet still within its melancholy fissures..."
为我点根蜡烛好吗 Will you light a candle for me, please?
在圣玛丽亚教堂的圣器安置所 In the sacristy of Santa Maria?
我必定即刻亲自前往 I'll see to it myself immediately.
记住 我永远和你在一起 Remember, I'm always with you.
- 我爱你 - 我也爱你 - I love you. - I love you.
启程 Abfahren.
能连续19个旺季赢得那种女人的忠诚 It's quite a thing winning the loyalty of a woman like that
可是很了不得的事 for 19 consecutive seasons.
- 是的 先生 - 她可是很喜欢我的 - Yes, sir. - She's very fond of me, you know.
是的 先生 Yes, sir.
我之前从没见过她这个样子 But I've never seen her like that before.
是的 先生 No, sir.
她像只小狗一样瑟瑟发抖 She was shaking like a shitting dog.
确实 Truly.
去一趟布鲁克纳广场的圣玛丽亚教堂 Run to the cathedral of Santa Maria in Brucknerplatz.
买一根素白的半长蜡烛 Buy one of the plain, half-length candles
找回四块零钱 and take back four Klubecks in change.
在圣器安置所点亮它 简单念一段玫瑰经 Light it in the sacristy, say a brief rosary
然后去门德尔家给我买一份巧克力泡芙 then go to Mendl's and get me a courtesan au chocolat.
要是还有找零 If there's any money left,
都给那个瘸了的擦鞋男孩 give it to the crippled shoe-shine boy.
- 这就去 先生 - 等一下 - Right away, sir. - Hold it.
你是谁 Who are you?
我是泽罗 先生 新来的门童 I'm Zero, sir. The new Lobby Boy.
- 你说你是泽罗 - 是的 先生 - Zero, you say? - Yes, sir.
我从没听说过你 也没见过你 谁雇的你 I've never heard of you, never laid eyes on you. Who hired you?
- 莫舍先生 - 莫舍先生 - Mr. Mosher, sir. - Mr. Mosher!
什么事 古斯塔夫先生 Yes, Monsieur Gustave?
我是否可以认为 你偷偷雇佣了这位年轻人 Am I to understand you've surreptitiously hired this young man
做门童 in the position of a Lobby Boy?
他还在试用期间 He's been engaged for a trial period,
当然要等你的批准了 pending your approval, of course.
大概吧 谢谢你 莫舍先生 Perhaps, yes. Thank you, Mr. Mosher.
不客气 古斯塔夫先生 You're most welcome, Monsieur Gustave.
你现在将进行正式面试 You're now going to be officially interviewed.
我要不要先去把蜡烛点了 先生 Should I go and light the candle first, sir?
什么 不用了 What? No.
经验 Experience?
金斯基酒店 厨房帮工六个月 Hotel Kinski, Kitchen Boy, six months.
贝尔利茨酒店 清洁工三个月 Hotel Berlitz, Mop and Broom Boy, three months.
- 在那之前我负责刷锅 - 经验 无 - Before that I was a Skillet Scrubber... - Experience, zero.
再次感谢你 古斯塔夫先生 Thank you again, Monsieur Gustave.
整理好你的帽子 阿纳托尔 Straighten that cap, Anatole.
- 我的荣幸 施耐德先生 - 带子断了 - The pleasure's mine, Herr Schneider. - The strap's busted.
- 这些不行 - 完全同意 - These are not acceptable. - I fully agree.
- 教育程度 - 我学过阅读和拼写 - Education? - I studied reading and spelling.
我上过小学 我就算是 I started my primary school. I almost...
- 教育程度 无 - 它爆炸了 - Education, zero. - Now it's exploded.
早上好 西塞罗 叫该死的水管工过来 Good morning, Cicero. Call the goddamn plumber!
今天下午可以吗 古斯塔夫先生 This afternoon, Monsieur Gustave?
一定 列伯灵夫人 Without fail, Frau Liebling.
- 这是什么鬼 - 现在别问 - What in hell is this? - Not now.
家庭成员 Family?
无 Zero.
六楼 伊戈尔 Six, Igor.
你为什么想当门童 Why do you want to be a Lobby Boy?
谁会不想呢 Well, who wouldn't,
这可是布达佩斯大饭店啊 先生 at the Grand Budapest, sir?
这里很有名 It's an institution.
非常好 Very good.
- 一千块 - 天哪 - A thousand Klubecks. - My goodness.
您曾经做过门童吗 先生 Were you ever a Lobby Boy, sir?
你觉得呢 What do you think?
我想您总得从某个地方起步 Well, I suppose you'd have to start somewhere...
- 去把那该死的蜡烛点了 - 是的 先生 - Go and light the goddamn candle. - Yes, sir.
一个月后
就这样 我的生活开始了 And so, my life began.
年轻的门童 Junior Lobby Boy in-training,
在布达佩斯大饭店 Grand Budapest Hotel,
接受古斯塔夫·H先生严格的教导 under the strict command of Monsieur Gustave H.
我成了他的门生 I became his pupil,
他则是我的管理者和引导者 and he was to be my counselor and guardian.
什么是门童 What is a Lobby Boy?
礼宾处
门童要毫不显眼 却始终处于视线之内 A Lobby Boy's completely invisible, yet always in sight.
门童要记得客人的忌讳 A Lobby Boy remembers what people hate.
门童要在客人提出之前 A Lobby Boy anticipates the client's needs
就预料到他们的需求 before the needs are needed.
门童最重要的是谨言慎行 A Lobby Boy is, above all, discreet to a fault.
我们的客人知道他们的秘密 Our guests know their deepest secrets,
坦白说 有一些可是相当的见不得人 some of which are, frankly, rather unseemly,
这些秘密将会随我们埋进坟墓 will go with us to our graves.
- 所以把嘴闭紧了 泽罗 - 是的 先生 - So keep your mouth shut, Zero. - Yes, sir.
海因里希 公爵套房
暂时就这些 That's all for now.
我开始意识到 I began to realize that many of the hotel's
许多身份最为尊贵的客人都是为他而来 most valued and distinguished guests came for him.
看起来这是他工作职责中十分重要的一环 It seemed to be an essential part of his duties,
但我相信他其实也乐在其中 but I believe it was also his pleasure.
标准总是相同的 The requirements were always the same.
她们都要富有 They had to be rich,
年老 old,
不安 insecure,
虚荣 vain,
肤浅 superficial,
金发 blonde,
饥渴 needy.
为什么要金发 Why blonde?
因为她们都是金发 Because they all were.
对了 他也是我见过的 He was, by the way,
香水喷得最多的男人 the most liberally perfumed man I had ever encountered.
那气味隔着老远就能闻到 The scent announced his approach from a great distance
并且在他走后还能萦绕好几分钟 and lingered for many minutes after he was gone.
我一周工作六天 外加周日半天 I worked six days each week plus a half-day Sunday,
从凌晨五点到午夜之后 5:00 AM until just after midnight.
少食 但多餐 以便保持体力 Our meals were small but frequent, for stamina.
两顿早餐 两顿午餐 一顿宵夜 Two breakfasts, two lunches and a late supper.
古斯塔夫先生还会在晚餐时布道 Monsieur Gustave also delivered a nightly sermon.
粗鲁不过是害怕的表现 Rudeness is merely the expression of fear.
人们害怕得不到他们想要的东西 People fear they won't get what they want.
大部分令人讨厌的人其实只是需要被爱 The most dreadful and unattractive person only needs to be loved,
然后他们就会像花朵一样绽放 and they will open up like a flower.
我想起了一句诗 I am reminded of a verse,
"画笔上鬃毛的末端 "The painter's brush touched the inchoate face
"勾勒着少女的脸庞 "By ends of nimble bristles
"随着第一抹色彩被染上 "And with their blush of first color,
"她毫无生气的脸颊赫然栩栩如生了起来" "rendered her lifeless cheek living."
他自己的晚餐则是在他房里自己解决的 His own dinner, he took alone in his room.
饭店主人的身份对我们所有人来说都是个谜 The identity of the owner of the hotel was unknown to all of us.
他的特使 代理人科瓦克 每个月都会过来 Each month, his emissary, known as Deputy Kovacs, arrived
翻翻账本 递个消息 to review the books and convey messages
全权代表了那个神秘的主人 on behalf of the mysterious proprietor.
每当这时 古斯塔夫先生就会和总经理 On these occasions, Monsieur Gustave and our business manager,
贝克先生一起 Herr Becker, met with him
跟他在前台上方的房间进行私人会谈 in private consultation above Reception.
我也就是在这时遇见阿加莎的 This was also when I met Agatha,
不过这事我们暂且不谈 but we won't discuss that.
第二部分 D夫人
报刊亭
缆 车
请勿打扰
- 怎么了 - 看 - What do you want? - Look.
战争会爆发吗？
伯爵遗孀死于家中
天啊 Dear God.
很遗憾 先生 I'm terribly sorry, sir.
- 我们必须过去 - 是吗 - We must go to her. - We must?
立刻动身 她需要我 Tout de suite. She needs me,
我则需要你帮我拿包打杂 and I need you to help me with my bags and so on.
- 你多久能收拾好 - 五分钟 - How fast can you pack? - Five minutes.
快去 带一瓶26年的普伊- 儒弗 Do it. And bring a bottle of the Pouilly-Jouvet '26
篮子里放上冰 外加两个杯子 in an ice bucket with two glasses
这样我们就不用 so we don't have to drink
喝餐车里的猫尿了 the cat piss they serve in the dining car.
我很自责 I blame myself.
她跟我说过她有不好的预感 我没听 She tried to tell me she had a premonition. I didn't listen.
全卢茨的人都会穿上黑色的衣服 All of Lutz will be dressed in black,
除了她那些顽劣又虚伪的孩子们 except her own ghastly, deceitful children
她讨厌他们 甚至不想在说早安时吻他们 whom she loathed and couldn't bear to kiss hello.
他们此时肯定乐得手舞足蹈了 They'll be dancing like gypsies.
活着的时候做什么都没有意义 There's really no point in doing anything in life,
因为一切都会在瞬间消失 because it's all over in the blink of an eye...
等你反应过来的时候 尸体已经硬了 And, the next thing you know, rigor mortis sets in.
怎么好人总是不长命啊 Oh, how the good die young.
幸运的话 她也许还能为老朋友留点遗产 With any luck, she's left a few Klubecks for your old friend,
但只要死亡还没成定论 but one never knows until
就谁也说不准 the ink is dry on the death certificate.
对了 她的床上功夫相当了得 She was dynamite in the sack, by the way.
她都八十四了 古斯塔夫先生 She was 84, Monsieur Gustave.
我还上过更老的呢 I've had older.
年轻的时候 你总想要最好的 When you're young, it's all fillet steak,
但随着时间流逝 你不得不选择一些便宜货 but as the years go by, you have to move on to the cheaper cuts,
我倒无所谓 因为我就喜欢这种 which is fine with me, because I like those.
更有嚼头 More flavorful, or so they say.
为什么我们会停在麦田上 Why are we stopping at a barley field?
10月19日 前线附近
你们好 孩子们 Well, hello there, chaps.
请出示文件 Documents, please.
乐意效劳 With pleasure.
不好意思 头像不太好看 It's not a very flattering portrait, I'm afraid.
我曾经可是美男子 I was once considered a great beauty.
下士 F·穆勒
F是什么的缩写 菲茨 弗兰茨 What does the "F" Stand for? Fritz? Franz?
- 弗兰茨 - 我就知道 - Franz. - I knew it!
因为猜到弗兰茨时他表情有变 He's making a funny face.
他的是移民签证 三等工人身份 That's a Migratory Visa with Stage Three Worker Status,
弗兰茨 亲爱的 Franz, darling.
他和我一起的 He's with me.
请到外面去 Come outside, please.
等等 坐下 泽罗 Now, wait a minute. Sit down, Zero.
他的文件都是合法的 His papers are in order.
我亲自到劳动局 I cross-referenced them
查证过那些文件 myself with the Bureau of Labor and Servitude.
你不能仅仅因为他是移民就逮捕他 You can't arrest him simply because he's a bloody immigrant.
他什么错都没犯 He hasn't done anything wrong.
住手 该死的 Stop it, damn you!
没事的 古斯塔夫先生 让他们履行公事吧 Never mind, Monsieur Gustave! Let them proceed!
好痛 Ow! That hurts!
你们这群肮脏丑陋的法西斯暴徒 You filthy, goddamn, pock-marked, fascist assholes!
放开我的门童 Take your hands off my Lobby Boy!
怎么回事 What's the problem?
这简直是暴行 This is outrageous.
这个年轻人是我的手下 The young man works for
我们在奈博斯巴德的布达佩斯大饭店工作 me at the Grand Budapest Hotel in Nebelsbad.
古斯塔夫先生 Monsieur Gustave?
我叫亨克尔斯 My name is Henckels.
我是沃夫冈·亨克尔斯·巴格斯托夫家的儿子 I'm the son of Dr. And Mrs. Wolfgang Henckels-Bergersdofer.
您记得我吗 Do you remember me?
我知道你是谁 太不可思议了 I know exactly who you are. It's uncanny.
你是小阿尔伯特 You're little Albert.
非常抱歉 放开他们 I'm terribly embarrassed. Release them.
放开他们 Release them.
您的同伴没有国籍 Your colleague is stateless.
他需要一张新的入境许可证明 He'll need to apply for a revised Special Transit Permit,
这种时候可不好办 which at this point may be very difficult to acquire.
拿着这个 Take this.
这是临时的 但我只有这个了 It's temporary but it's the best I can offer, I'm afraid.
请悉知 此证件持有者可自由出行 不受阻碍
你那美丽的母亲怎么样了 And how's your wonderful mother?
- 她很好 谢谢您 - 我很喜欢她 - She's very well, thank you. - I adore her.
- 代我问好 - 好的 - Send my love. - I will.
你的这位同伴 Your companion was very
在我小时候对我非常好 kind to me when I was a lonely little boy.
很抱歉我和我的手下打扰了您 My men and I apologize for disturbing you.
请您原谅 先生 I beg your pardon, sir.
看见没 在这个野蛮的屠宰场里 You see? There are still faint glimmers of civilization
还是残存着一些 left in this barbaric
曾被称为"人性"的文明之光的 slaughterhouse that was once known as humanity.
没错 这就是我们所能提供的 Indeed, that's what we provide
以谦虚 谦逊 谦卑的姿态 in our own modest, humble, insignificant...
去他妈的 Oh, fuck it.
她在哪 克洛蒂尔 带我过去 Where is she, Clotilde? Take me to her.
你看起来真美 亲爱的 真的 You're looking so well, darling. You really are.
他们手艺太棒了 They've done a marvelous job.
虽然我不知道 I don't know what sort of
他们在停尸间给你涂了什么 cream they've put on you down at the morgue,
但我也想要 but I want some.
真的 你比这些年来看上去都漂亮 Honestly, you look better than you have in years.
你现在充满了活力 You look like you're alive.
你最后还是换掉它了 真美 Oh, you changed it after all. It's perfect.
- 克洛蒂尔 - 在 古斯塔夫先生 - Clotilde? - Oui, Monsieur Gustave.
请给我一杯不加冰的冰水 A glass of chilled water with no ice, please.
好的 古斯塔夫先生 Yes. M. Gustave
另外 瑟奇先生想请你到他办公室私聊一会 and. also. M. Serge would like to speak with you privately in his office. please.
那好吧 All right, then.
我去去就回 亲爱的 I shan't be long, darling.
我们被护送着穿过一扇绿色的大门 We were escorted through a green baize door,
从走廊下去 进了一个食品储藏室 down a narrow service corridor and into the butler's pantry.
没多久 厨房的门开了 A moment later, the kitchen passage swung open
一个穿着白色衣服的小个子男人进了房间 and a small servant dressed in white jolted into the room.
我永远忘不了他脸上的表情 I've never forgotten the look on that man's face.
到底怎么回事 What the devil is going on?
我这辈子 I, myself, had never set
从没迈进过这样的屋子 foot inside a house of this kind in my life.
接下来要发生的事我也一直非常不解 I understood very little about the events that were to follow.
但最终 我还是明白了 But, eventually, I came to recognize,
当事情关乎到一笔巨大的财富时 when the destiny of a great fortune is at stake,
人类的贪婪会像毒药一样流淌在血液里 men's greed spreads like a poison in the bloodstream.
叔叔们 侄子们 堂亲们 Uncles, nephews, cousins,
那些几乎没有血缘关系的亲戚们 in-laws of increasingly tenuous connection.
这个老女人最疏离的远亲们 The old woman's most distant relations
此刻都从阴暗的角落里冒了出来 had come foraging out of the woodwork.
而这次集会的主持人 At the head of this congregation,
却完全出乎我们的意料 it was a disorienting coincidence,
我们见到了我们的代理人科瓦克 we discovered our own Deputy Kovacs,
当然 他本身就是个律师 himself an important attorney, of course.
他是这位已故寡妇的遗嘱执行人 He was the executor of the dead widow's estate.
这是D夫人最后的遗嘱 This is Madame D's last will and testament.
其中包括一笔养老保险 It consists of a general tontine
是她在46年前丈夫去世前购买的 drawn up before the event of her husband's death 46 years ago,
还有这四十多年来执行过的 in combination with 635 amendments,
635份遗嘱修正 注释 notations, corrections, and letters of wishes
更正和遗愿 executed during the subsequent decades.
这些财产最终的法定继承人 The ultimate legality of this accumulation
还有待进一步分析 requires further analysis,
但本委员会认为 D夫人有意 but in the opinion of this office, it was Madame D's intention
将这一大笔财产的控制权 that control of the vast bulk of her estate
立刻移交给他的儿子德米特里 should be transferred, forthwith, to her son, Dmitri,
并将特别补助赠给他的姊妹们 with special allowances for his sisters,
玛格丽特 莱塔琪亚 卡洛琳娜 Marguerite, Laetizia, and Carolina,
还有一些小的物件将会送给 and minor gifts for various members of the extended family
受邀名单上的亲戚们 as shown in the List of Recipients,
这些事宜我会在办理过程中逐一说明 which I will elucidate in due course.
然而 However.
有一份遗嘱附录 An additional codicil,
是今早才邮寄到我这里的 delivered into my possession by post only this morning,
所有证据表明 这是由D夫人 and, by all indications, sent by Madame D
在她生命的最后时刻寄来的 during the last hours of her life,
里面包括一项对原先遗嘱的修订 contains an amendment to the original certificate,
根据法律规定 我必须宣读给大家 which, as prescribed by law, I will read to you now.
这份文件的真实性 The authenticity of this document
还没有得到完全证实 has not yet been confirmed by the presiding magistrate,
所以我希望大家能稍安勿躁 so I ask that all parties be patient and refrain from comment
等到一切调查都结束了再做讨论 until such time as our investigations can be completed.
"致我尊敬的朋友 "To my esteemed friend
"你在我人生的最后几年给予我抚慰 "who comforted me in my later years
"并把阳光带进了一个老女人的生活里 "And brought sunshine into the life of an old woman
"她本以为她这辈子都不会再幸福了 "Who thought that she would never be happy again.
"古斯塔夫·H先生 "Monsieur Gustave H,
"我将以免税的形式 "I bequeath, bestow and devise, free of all taxation
"全权赠予您 "And with full and absolute fiduciary entitlement,
"那幅名为《拿苹果的男孩》的画作 "The painting known as 'Boy with Apple'"
"此画由乔纳斯·范·霍伊 "by Johannes van Hoytl..."
- 我不敢相信 - "创作 " - I can't believe it. - "...the younger..."
- 什么 - "它曾带给我们无尽的欢乐" - What? - "Which gave us both so much pleasure."
范·霍伊 The van Hoytl?
- 免税 - 可以这样吗 - Tax-free? - Can she do that?
古斯塔夫·H是谁啊 Who's Gustave H?
恐怕是我 亲爱的 I'm afraid that's me, darling.
那个该死的基佬 That fucking faggot!
他是个看门的 你来干什么 He's a concierge. What are you doing here?
我来向我爱的女人致意 I've come to pay my respects to a great woman whom I loved.
这个人私自闯进了我的宅子 This man is an intruder in my home!
还不是你的呢 德米特里 It's not yours yet, Dmitri.
只有遗嘱通过了认证和重新授权才 Only when probate is granted, and the Deed of Entitlement...
你不会得到《拿苹果的男孩》的 你这小人 You're not getting Boy with Apple, you goddamn little fruit!
这话让我作何感想啊 How's that supposed to make me feel?
叫警察来 我要起诉他 Call the police. We're pressing charges.
这个罪犯近二十年来一直骚扰我们家 This criminal has plagued my family for nearly 20 years.
他是个无情的投机者 He's a ruthless adventurer and a con-artist
专挑精神脆弱的老女人下手 who preys on mentally feeble, sick old ladies,
很可能还跟她们上过床 and he probably fucks them, too!
我跟所有朋友都上过床 I go to bed with all my friends.
席琳在哪里 Where's Celine?
她死了 我们就是在宣读她的遗嘱 What? She's dead. We're reading her will.
是的 是的 那是当然 Oh, yes, yes, of course.
要是让我知道你碰过我的母亲 If I learn you ever once laid a finger on my mother's body,
无论生前还是死后 我发誓 living or dead, I swear to God,
我要切断你的喉管 听到了没有 I'll cut your throat! You hear me?
你不是说我是该死的基佬吗 I thought I was supposed to be a fucking faggot.
- 没错 但你男女通吃 - 换个话题吧 - You are, but you're bisexual. - Let's change the subject.
我要走了 I'm leaving.
别出声 请在这里稍等一会 Wait here quietly, please.
那幅画是无价之宝 明白吗 That picture, Boy with Apple, is priceless. Understand?
恭喜您 古斯塔夫先生 Congratulations, Monsieur Gustave!
他们会来跟我抢的 They're going to fight me for the son of a bitch.
- 那画很美吗 - 美到无法形容 - Is it very beautiful? - Beyond description.
"即使是最有天赋的游吟诗人 "E'en the most gifted bard's rhyme can only sing
"如果没有她 他也将无法吟唱 " "But to the lack of her and all she isn't! His tongue doth..."
我能看看吗 Can I see it?
当然可以 I don't see why not.
范·霍伊这幅精美的画作 This is van Hoytl's exquisite portrayal
描绘了一个即将成年的美丽男孩 of a beautiful boy on the cusp of manhood.
金发 细腻 肌肤像牛奶般嫩白 Blond, smooth. Skin as white as that milk.
美得无懈可击 Of impeccable provenance.
这是他最后的几幅作品之一 One of the last in private hands,
无疑也是最棒的一幅 and unquestionably, the best.
真是旷世杰作 It's a masterpiece.
这里的其他东西都是垃圾 The rest of this shit is worthless junk.
古斯塔夫先生 M. Gustave?
我能帮您吗 Can I help you?
是的 瑟奇 请把他包起来 谢谢 Yes. Serge. You can wrap this up. please.
包起来 《拿苹果的男孩》吗 Wrap up ... "Boy With Apple"?
机密
你之前想跟我说什么 What did you want to tell me, before?
现在不方便说 I think I cannot say right now.
明天给我写信 Write me tomorrow.
去卢茨巴恩火车站 Lutzbahn Station!
我绝不和它分离 I'll never part with it.
它曾让她想起我 今后也会让我想起她 It reminded her of me. It will remind me of her. Always.
我死时也要让这幅画挂在床头 I'll die with this picture above my bed.
看出相似之处了吗 See the resemblance?
是的 Oh, yes.
其实我们应该卖了它 Actually, we should sell it.
最好赶紧卖 以防他们偷回去 Sooner rather than later, in case they try to steal it back.
另外 Plus, something about
列车上的那群疯子士兵不太对劲 those lunatic foot-soldiers on the express...
我觉得这场战争会很棘手 I think this could be a tricky
饭店的生意也会冷淡一段时间 war and a long dry spell in the hotel trade.
他们明天就可能查封我们 For all we know, they could board us up tomorrow.
我们定个庄严的契约吧 Let's make a solemn blood-pact.
我们联系黑市 We'll contact the black market
赶在周末前把画卖掉 and liquidate Boy with Apple by the end of the week,
然后离开这个国家 then leave the country and
在马耳他的里维埃拉低调过活一阵子 lay low somewhere along the Maltese Riviera
等风头过去了我们再重新回去工作 until the troubles blow over and we resume our posts.
为了奖励你作为我的贴身男仆 In exchange for your help, your loyalty
对我的帮助 忠诚和服务 and your services as my personal valet,
我保证给你最终成交价格的1.5% I pledge to you 1.5% of the net sale price.
- 1.5% - 另包住宿和交通 - 1.5? - Plus room and board.
- 10%可以吗 - 10% 你开玩笑吧 - Could we make it 10? - 10? Are you joking?
这比我付会给庄家的还多 That's more than I'd pay an actual dealer,
何况你连鸡杂的明暗对比都看不懂 and you wouldn't know chiaroscuro from chicken giblets.
1.5%是很公平的 但是我跟你讲 No, 1.5 is correct. But I'll tell you what,
如果我先死了 我一定 if I die first, and I most certainly will,
让你做我惟一的继承人 you will be my sole heir.
我没多少资产 There's not much in the
除了一套铁质的发刷 kitty except a set of ivory-backed hairbrushes
和我收藏的浪漫主义诗歌 and my library of romantic poetry,
但等我时候到了 这些都会是你的 but when the time comes, these will be yours,
包括我们还没花出去的那些 along with whatever we
找妓女和喝威士忌的钱 haven't already spent on whores and whiskey.
这是我们的秘密契约 This is our sacred bond.
我现在就来起草 I'll draw it up right now.
本人 古斯塔夫·H 身心健全 I, Monsieur Gustave H, being of relatively sound mind and body,
就在今天 1932年10月19日 on this day, the 19th of October, in the year of our Lord 1932...
他从未告诉过我 他来自何方 He never told me where he came from.
我也没问过他的身世 I never asked who his family had been.
打扰了 Excuse me.
警察来了 说要见你 The police are here. They asked for you.
跟他们说 我这就下去 Tell them I'll be right down.
好的 Okay.
你被警察讯问过吗 Have you ever been questioned by the authorities?
有 在沙漠暴动过后 Yes, on one occasion I was arrested and tortured
我曾被反叛军抓起来 严刑拷打过 by the rebel militia after the Desert Uprising.
- 那你该明白了 守口如瓶 - 当然 - You know the drill, then. Zip it. - Of course.
你从来没听过范·霍伊这个人 You've never heard the word "Van Hoytl" in your life.
- 知道了 - 好 走吧 - Got it. - Okay, let's go.
有什么能效劳的吗 先生们 How may we serve you, gentlemen?
是你啊 亨克尔斯督察 Ah, Inspector Henckels.
"奉朱波罗卡省警务处处长之命 "By order of the Commissioner of Police, Zubrowka Province,
"我现在以谋杀席琳·维伦纽夫· "I hereby place you under arrest for the murder
"德高夫·昂·塔克西丝夫人的罪名逮捕你" "Of Madame Ceine Villeneuve Desgoffe und Taxis."
我就知道这其中有鬼 I knew there was something fishy.
我们一直不清楚死因 We never got the cause of death.
她被谋杀了 而你认为是我干的 She's been murdered and you think I did it.
站住 Stop!
第三部分 19号检查站 罪犯拘留所
19号检查站
一周后 等待审判中
怎么搞的 What happened?
我把一个叫小粉·斑丁斯基的畜生打了 What happened, my dear Zero, is I beat the living shit
于是就成这样子了 亲爱的泽罗 out of a sniveling little runt called Pinky Bandinski
他居然敢质疑我的男子气概 who had the gall to question my virility,
我们唯一从廉价恐怖小说里学到的 because if there's one thing we've learned from penny dreadfuls,
就是当你身处这样一个地方时 it's that, when you find yourself in a place like this,
一定不能让别人看到你懦弱的一面 you must never be a candy-ass.
从第一天开始就得证明自己 You've got to prove yourself from Day One.
赢得他们的尊重 You've got to win their respect.
你应该看看他今早的丑脸 You should take a long look at his ugly mug this morning.
事实上 我们现在是好朋友了 He's, actually, become a dear friend.
希望你们有机会能见见 You'll meet him, I hope.
你跟科瓦克谈过了吗 So. You've talked to Kovacs?
我昨晚偷偷跟他见面了 I saw him last night in secret.
他让我手按圣经发誓 不能告诉任何人 He made me take an oath on a Bible I wouldn't tell a soul.
- 你也应该这么做 - 我稍后再做 - You're supposed to also. - I'll do that later.
- 他觉得你是无辜的 - 那当然 - He suspects you're innocent. - Of course he does.
什么罪名 What's the charge?
10月19日晚间 In the small hours of the evening of 19 October,
一位所有员工都熟知的人 an individual well-known to the house and staff,
古斯塔夫·H先生 a Monsieur Gustave H,
来到了德高夫·昂·塔克西丝在卢茨的宅邸 did arrive at the Desgoffe und Taxis residence in Lutz
他从后勤服务部通道走过 and entered by the rear service alley,
没有通知任何人 alerting no one to his presence,
然后从仆人通道的后楼梯 and did then proceed by way of back stairs and servants' passage,
进入了D夫人的卧室 to deliver himself into the private chambers of Madame D.
没有证据能证明 这次的拜访 There is no evidence to indicate whether this visit
是否是预先约好的 had been pre-arranged with her or not.
次日早上 D夫人被发现碱中毒身亡 The next morning Madame D was found dead by strychnine poisoning.
古斯塔夫先生再也没出现在案发地 Monsieur Gustave was not observed on the premises again
直到24小后 until, of course, 24 hours later.
所有举报人的身份 The identity of his accusers
都已列入了这份证词 is made clear in this notarized deposition.
其中包括这个大家庭的所有成员 They include, essentially, all members of the extended family,
但是 but the key witness who
目睹这整件事的关键证人 actually ostensibly saw the alleged events
现已逃离管辖区 appears to have fled the jurisdiction.
他如今身在何处已无从知晓 His whereabouts are currently unknown,
但相关部门已经展开追踪 but he's being sought and pursued by the relevant authorities.
他是谁 Who is he?
- 瑟奇 - 恐怕是的 - Serge? - I'm afraid so.
那个贱人 That little prick.
我不相信 一定是被他们逼的 No, I don't believe it. They put him up to it.
我这次是掉进蛇窝爬不起来了 I've been dropped into a nest of vipers.
你有不在场证明吗 You have an alibi?
有 但她嫁给了威斯特伐利亚州公爵 Of course, but she's married to the Duke of Westphalia.
我不能让她的名字 I can't allow her name
出现在这场闹剧中 to get mixed-up in all this monkey business.
你现在命悬一线 Your life may be at stake.
我知道 但那婊子已经跑了 I know, but the bitch legged it.
她已经登上娜斯塔西娅女王号 She's already onboard the Queen Nasstasja
在去坦噶尼喀的路上了 halfway to Dutch Tanganyika.
别放弃 Don't give up.
这个阴谋的细节 The details of the conspiracy,
现在估计早已是众所周知的了 now a matter of public record,
而在当时 却是我们难以理解的 were, at that time, impossible for us to apprehend.
我找瑟奇·X I'm looking for Serge X,
他是我雇主家的仆人 a young man in the service of my employer,
卢茨城堡的德高夫·昂·塔克西丝家族 the family Desgoffe und Taxis of Schloss Lutz.
- 是的 先生 - 你是他姐姐吗 - Yes, sir? - You're his sister?
- 是的 先生 - 最近见过他吗 - Yes, sir. - Seen him lately?
- 没有 先生 - 没有吗 - No, sir. - No, sir?
没有 先生 No, sir.
为了他和所有人的安全着想 I need to find him right away, for his own safety
我必须立刻找到他 and everybody else's.
如果你看到他 If he shows up...
- 是的 先生 - 告诉他 乔普林叫他 - Yes, sir? - Tell him Jopling says,
"回家" "Come home."
但有一件事是毋庸置疑的 But one thing was certain,
德高夫·昂·塔克西丝家族非常强大 the Desgoffe und Taxis were a very powerful family,
而我们的时间不多了 and time was not on our side.
古斯塔夫先生来信了 泽罗 A letter from Monsieur Gustave. Zero.
- 您想让我 - 读吧 - You want me to...? - Read it.
"我最亲爱与忠诚的同事们" "My dear and trusted colleagues..."
我非常想念你们 此刻我在这 I miss you deeply as I write from the confines
令人遗憾和荒谬的监禁期间给你们写信 of my regrettable and preposterous incarceration.
在我恢复自由身 再次见到你们之前 Until I walk amongst you again as a free man,
维护布达佩斯大饭店的显赫名声 the Grand Budapest remains in your hands,
就靠你们了 as does its impeccable reputation.
请继续让它发光发热 Keep it spotless and glorify it.
一丝不苟地打理好酒店 Take extra special care of every little-bitty bit of it
想象我就是一只挥动着马鞭的鹰 as if I were watching over you like a hawk
在一旁监管着你们的工作 事实也如此 with a horse whip in its talons, because I am.
在我离开期间 如有任何差池 Should I discover a lapse of any variety during my absence,
我回去后必将迅速严惩 I promise, swift and merciless justice will descend upon you.
一座伟大而高贵的宅邸正处于你们的保护中 A great and noble house has been placed under your protection.
如有发现任何不轨行为 请告诉泽罗 Tell Zero if you see any funny business.
"你们忠诚的古斯塔夫先生" "Your devoted Monsieur Gustave."
还有一首诗 但我们还是边吃边听吧 Then there's a poem, but we might want to start on the soup
毕竟这诗有46节 since it's 46 stanzas.
"一颗潮湿的黑土 融进了满是粪便的鼠窝 "A moist, black ash dampens the filth of a dung-dark rat's nest
"夹杂着腐木的气味 "And mingles with the thick scent of wood rot
"流浪儿像云雀一样 唱起了歌儿" "While the lark song of a guttersnipe..."
我一直没相信过那个管家 I never trusted that butler.
- 他太诚实了 - 你是说太诚实了吗 - He's too honest. - Too honest, you say?
尽管如此 Right, well, be that as it may,
赶紧给我找到他 干得利落点 find him quick and make it snappy.
有人想来盘玉米粥吗 May I offer any of you inmates a plate of mush?
没有吗 No? Anyone?
刀疤脸 你不要吗 You with the very large scar on your face?
尝尝吧 早上熬制的 健康又暖胃 Try it. It's actually quite warm and nourishing this morning.
再加点盐就行了 It needs a dash of salt.
日安 Good day.
绅士们 有要玉米粥的吗 Mush, gents? Any takers?
请便 Suit yourselves.
太阳晒屁股了 赶紧起床吧 Rise and shine. Chop, chop.
早上好 小粉 Good morning, Pinky.
- 又有门德尔的蛋糕了啊 - 没错 - Mendl's again? - Precisely.
谁有割喉刀 Who's got the throat slitter?
- 人间美味啊 - 门德尔家就是一流的 - Out of this world. - Mendl's is the best.
- 干活去 - 古斯塔夫先生 - Well, back to work. - Monsieur Gustave?
怎么了 Yes?
我和兄弟们谈过了 Me and the boys talked it over.
我们认为你是个非常直的人 We think you're a really straight fellow.
虽然从来没有人那样评价我 Well, I've never been accused of that before,
但还是谢谢你们的认可 but I appreciate the sentiment.
你是我们中的一员了 You're one of us now.
这话太感人了 What a lovely thing to say.
谢谢小粉 谢谢冈瑟 Thank you, dear Pinky. Thank you, Gunther.
谢谢老狼 Thank you, Wolf.
还有别的事吗 Anything else?
告诉他 路德维格 Tell him, Ludwig.
19号检查站是个很棘手的拘留所 Checkpoint 19 ain't no two-bit hoosegow.
所有的门窗以及排气口都用铁网拦起来了 You got broad-gauge iron bars on every door, vent and window.
地面上有72个警卫 塔上还有16个 You got 72 guards on the floor and 16 more in the towers.
还有一条325英尺深养满鳄鱼的护城河 You got a 325-foot drop into a moat full of crocodiles.
但 再完美的东西都有漏洞 But, like the best of them, it's got a soft spot,
它的漏洞 which in this case happens to take the form
就在它的雨水下水道系统 of a storm-drain sewer system
这可以追溯到用原始岩石建造防御系统的 dating from the time of the original rock fortification
中世纪时期 way back in the Middle Ages.
也没人说它是一条 Now, nobody's saying it's a stroll down a tree-lined promenade
给贵妇带着贵宾狗散步的林荫大道 with a fine lady and a white poodle,
但它却有我们要找的 漏洞 but it's got what you'd call "Vulnerability,"
那就是我们的出路 and that's our bread and butter.
拿去看看 Take a look.
这是谁画的 Who drew this?
你还想是谁画的 我啊 What do you mean, "Who drew this?" I did.
这画功太有水平了 路德维格 Very good. You've got a wonderful line, Ludwig.
展现了极高的艺术水准 This shows great artistic promise.
问题是 你要怎么攻破这道防线 Question, how do you intend to penetrate this lowest rudiment?
它不是由25英寸的花岗岩加固而成的吗 It's 25 inches of reinforced granite masonry, is it not?
用割喉刀来凿的话 Digging with the throat-slitter,
至少也要持续不断地凿三到六个月 I expect this would take three to six months of continual effort,
相信到了那个时候 during which time several of our members
我们当中的几位都要被处死了 will have been violently executed.
你说到点上了 古斯塔夫先生 You hit the nail on the head, Mr. Gustave.
我们有假证件 二手衣物 We got fake documents, second-hand street clothes,
还有棍棒和双层床单做成的绳梯 a rope ladder made of sticks and bunk-linens,
但我们需要挖掘用的工具 but we need digging tools,
这在牢房里是找不到的 which are proving hard to come by in this flop-house.
讲到这里 At this point in the story,
这位老人突然沉默了 并将羊脊肉推到了一边 the old man fell silent and pushed away his saddle of lamb.
他的双眼失去了神采 His eyes went blank as two stones.
我可以看出他陷入了挣扎 I could see he was in distress.
您不舒服吗 穆斯塔法先生 Are you ill, Mr. Moustafa?
我终于问道 I finally asked.
不 我没事 Oh, dear me, no.
他说 He said.
我只是不知道要如何讲下去 It's only that I don't know how to proceed.
他哭了 He was crying.
我从来没有提起过阿加莎 You see, I never speak of Agatha,
因为哪怕只是想想她的名字 because even at the thought of her name
我都会无法控制自己的情绪 I'm unable to control my emotions.
看来也没法回避了 Well, I suppose there's no way around it.
是她救了我们 You see, she saved us.
在我们第三次正式约会的时候 On our third formal rendezvous,
我向她求了婚 她也答应了 I had asked for her hand in marriage and she had agreed.
一个月前
- 你愿意嫁给我吗 - 我愿意 - Will you marry me? - Yes.
当时我们连50块都没有 We did not have 50 Klubecks between the two of us.
没有人知道 也没有人在乎 No one knew, of course, but, then, who would have cared?
我们的眼中只有彼此 We were each completely on our own in the world,
我们深爱着对方 and we were deeply in love.
- 给 - 谢谢 - Here. - Thank you.
- 是一本书 - 看得出来 - It's a book. - I see.
《浪漫诗集》 第一册 Romantic Poetry, Volume One.
古斯塔夫先生推荐的 我自己也有一本 Monsieur Gustave recommended it. I have a copy of my own as well.
我想我把惊喜给毁了 I ruined the surprise, I suppose.
反正我都会拆开的 I'll go ahead and open it, anyway.
读读我的赠言 Read the inscription.
致我最珍贵迷人的阿加莎
在此表达我对你的尊重 爱慕以及敬仰
献上我的吻 祝福和爱
古斯塔夫先生坚持 Monsieur Gustave insisted
要来一个突击盘问 on an immediate and thorough cross-examination...
她真是太迷人了 She's charming. She's so charming.
在此期间 他送了阿加莎一个瓷吊坠 during which he presented Agatha with a porcelain pendant
和五打独立包装的白色郁金香 and five dozen individually tissue-wrapped white tulips
放在婴儿棺材大小的盒子里 in a box the size of a child's coffin.
- 这样不太对 - 你在说什么呢 - It's not right. - I beg your pardon?
他为什么要生闷气 Why is he sulking?
她是我的女朋友 你不能随便给她买东西 She's my girlfriend. You can't just buy her things.
我只是代表你访问一下这位迷人的小姐 I'm only interviewing this vision of loveliness on your behalf.
在这个世界里一刻也不要嫉妒 泽罗 Never be jealous in this life, Zero, not even for an instant.
他在跟你调情吗 Is he flirting with you?
- 是的 - 我批准你们在一起 - Yes. - I approve of this union.
阿加莎 我的美人 回到你的挚爱身边吧 Agatha, my beauty, return to your beloved.
很快 我们意识到 Soon we learned...
祝福你们 Blessings upon you both.
阿加莎不仅技术精湛 not only was Agatha immensely skilled
能轻松驾驭各种食材 with a palette knife and a butter-cream flourish...
- 门德尔来了 - 藏起来 - Mendl. - Go.
她还非常勇敢 she was also very brave.
我相信她生来如此 I believe she was born that way.
有样东西不见了 Something's missing.
一份重要文件 A crucial document,
要么被拿错了 要么就是被毁了 either misplaced or, conceivably, destroyed.
我不知道它的内容 不知道它写了什么 I don't know what it contains, I don't know what it represents,
我不知道它是什么 I don't know what it is,
但它的足迹和踪影到处都是 but there are traces and shadows of it everywhere.
我不是想警告你 Now, I don't want to alarm you,
我也不希望你的继承权 and I don't expect to see any significant change
在法官的最终判决中 in the magistrate's ultimate
发生什么大的变化 decision vis-a-vis your own inheritance,
但由于这起死亡案的特殊性 but, especially given the circumstances of the death,
再加上 as well as the disappearance
关键证人瑟奇·X的消失 of the key witness in the murder case, Serge X,
我建议我们将这件事 I suggest that we immediately bring this matter
交给市督察来处理 to the attention of the municipal inspector
这样就能保证 so that there can be absolutely no question
将来不会有什么不当之处 of impropriety at any future date.
- 同意吗 - 不同意 - Agreed? - Not agreed.
- 不同意吗 - 不同意 - Not agreed? - Not agreed.
我能问你个问题吗 维尔莫 Can I ask you a question, Vilmos?
可以 德米特里 Yes, Dmitri?
- 你是为谁工作的 - 什么 - Who are you working for? - I beg your pardon?
你是为谁工作的 Who are you working for?
我还以为你是我们的律师呢 I thought you're supposed to be our lawyer.
确切来说 我是遗产的执行人 Well, in point of fact, I'm the executor of the estate.
在这种情况下 我代表的是死者 In this particular situation, I represent the deceased.
是吗 Oh, yeah?
是的 我的佣金包含在 Yeah. A provision for my fees was included in the...
你就睁一只眼闭一只眼吧 同意吗 Just wrap it up and don't make waves. Agreed?
我是律师 I'm an attorney.
我有责任按法律办事 I'm obligated to proceed according to the rule of law.
不同意 Not agreed.
情况糟透了 姐妹们 This stinks, sisters.
他刚才把我的猫从窗户扔出去了吗 Did he just throw my cat out the window?
没有吧 I don't think so.
- 有吗 - 乔普林 - No. Did he? - Jopling?
好了 Okay.
阿加莎 我有件事瞒着你 There's something I haven't told you, Agatha.
- 你说 - 我们偷了幅画 - Okay. - We stole a painting.
非常值钱 说实话可能值500万 It's very valuable, maybe five million Klubecks, in fact.
不知道有没有人注意到那幅画不见了 I don't know if anyone's even noticed it's missing yet,
但我可能会出事 but if something should happen to me...
你偷了画 You steal art?
一幅画 不管怎样 One picture. Anyway,
我们需要为你的生计做个计划 we need to make a plan for your survival.
把这个收起来 是暗号 Hide this. It's in code and
可能要用放大镜才能看清 you might need a magnifying glass to read it,
但上面有说明 but it tells you exactly where
在哪能找到《拿苹果的男孩》 and how to find Boy with Apple.
别接受少于零售价一半的价格 还有 Don't take less than half the retail asking price. Also...
泽罗 我是面包师 Zero, I'm a baker.
你是糕点师 You're a pastry chef.
我不是销赃妹 要是这算行话 I'm not a fence, if that's the term.
我不卖偷来的东西 I don't trade in stolen property.
我说错了 她遗嘱里留给他的 I said it wrong. She willed it to him.
睡觉 Go to sleep.
是 门德尔先生 Yes, Herr Mendl.
- 把这个收起来 - 不 - Hide this. - No.
好吧 不过好歹拿着 Okay, but take it anyway.
存衣凭证 波斯猫(已死亡)
下一站 伯尔尼美术馆
15分钟后闭馆
14分钟后闭馆
禁止入内
第二天上午 贝克先生收到了 The next morning, Herr Becker received a peculiar,
科瓦克办公室发来的特殊紧急通知 last-minute notice from the office of Deputy Kovacs,
告知推迟原定的会议 永久推迟 postponing their scheduled meeting, in perpetuity.
19号检查站 补给站
3天后
19号检查站 隧道B
我们行动 Let's blow.
厨房
- 你们怎么出去的 - 闭上你的臭嘴 - How did you get out there? - Shut the fuck up.
这些人要逃跑 These guys are trying to escape.
搞什么 怕别人听不见啊 What's wrong with you, you goddamn snitch?
警卫 警卫 Guard! Guard!
是你啊 谢谢 谢谢 好心人 It's you. Thank you. Thank you, you sweet, kind man.
警卫宿舍
好了 Okay.
排气口
应该算打了个平手吧 I suppose you'd call that a draw.
晚上好 Good evening.
我来介绍一下 小粉 Let me introduce you. Pinky,
老狼 路德维格 这是伟大的泽罗 Wolf, Ludwig, this is the divine Zero.
冈瑟命丧地窑了 Gunther was slain in the catacombs.
各位 天知道 Well, boys, who knows
我们何时还会再见面 不过如果有一天 when we'll all meet again, but if one day...
停 Hold it.
19号检查站 补给站
没时间闲扯了 No time to gab.
古斯塔夫先生 照顾好自己 Take care of yourself, Mr. Gustave.
好运 孩子 Good luck, kid.
- 哪条路是去避难所的 - 我没找到 - Which way to the safe house? - I couldn't find one.
没有避难所 真的吗 No safe house? Really?
没人能帮我们了吗 We're completely on our own out here?
恐怕是的 我问过一圈了 可是 I'm afraid so. I asked around, but...
我明白 太冒险了 I understand. Too risky.
我们就随机应变吧 We'll just have to wing it, I suppose.
先来乔装一下 Let's put on our disguises.
- 我们穿这样就是乔装了 - 不 - We're wearing them. - No, we're not.
我说过要假胡子和假鼻子之类的 We said false whiskers and fake noses and so on.
你没带吗 You didn't bring any?
我想你反正会长胡子出来 I thought you were growing one.
假的容易露馅 不是吗 And it wouldn't look realistic, would it?
不 做好了就能以假乱真 No, when done properly, they're perfectly convincing.
不过我知道了 就这样吧 But I take your point. So be it.
给我喷点华丽香氛 Give me a few squirts of L'air de Panache,
求你了 行吗 please, will you?
我喷点香水都不行吗 Can I not get a squirt, even?
我忘带了 I forgot the L'air de Panache.
不是吧 你居然忘了带华丽香氛 Honestly, you forgot the L'air de Panache?
难以置信 你怎么能这样 I don't believe it. How could you?
我刚从监狱出来 泽罗 I've been in jail, Zero!
你知道这有多屈辱吗 Do you understand how humiliating this is?
我浑身臭味 I smell.
真了不起 That's just marvelous, isn't it?
我猜这是你在家乡养成的习惯 I suppose this is to be expected back in...
你家乡是哪儿来着 Where do you come from again?
- 萨里姆贾巴特 - 没错 - Aq Salim al-Jabat. - Precisely.
我猜这就是 I suppose this is to be expected
你在萨里姆贾巴特养成的习惯 back in Aq Salim al-Jabat
在那里 人们最珍贵的财产是 where one's prized possessions
一堆脏地毯和一只快要饿死的山羊 are a stack of filthy carpets and a starving goat,
人们睡在帐篷里 and one sleeps behind a tent
靠吃野枣和甲虫为生 flap and survives on wild dates and scarabs.
但我不是这么教你的 But it's not how I trained you.
真不明白你为什么 What on God's earth possessed you to leave
要离开生你养你的故乡 the homeland where you obviously belong
身无分文地 and travel unspeakable distances
不远万里 to become a penniless immigrant
漂泊到高雅 文明的社会 in a refined, highly-cultivated society
说实话 that, quite frankly,
这里没有你可能会好得多 could've gotten along very well without you?
是战争 The war.
再说一遍 Say again?
我父亲惨遭杀害 Well, you see, my father was murdered
家里其他人被行刑队射杀 and the rest of my family were executed by firing squad.
我们村子被烧个精光 Our village was burned to the ground
幸存的人不得不出来逃命 and those who managed to survive were forced to flee.
我离开是因为战争 I left because of the war.
明白了 这么说来 I see. So you're, actually,
你其实更接近于难民 是吗 really more of a refugee, in that sense?
没错 Truly.
我想我最好 Well, I suppose I'd better
收回刚才说过的一切 take back everything I just said.
我真是个白痴 可怜的蠢货 What a bloody idiot I am. Pathetic fool.
该死的自私鬼 Goddamn, selfish bastard.
真是丢人现眼 This is disgraceful, and it's
简直是给布达佩斯大饭店抹黑 beneath the standards of the Grand Budapest.
我代表饭店向你道歉 I apologize on behalf of the hotel.
不是你的错 It's not your fault.
我忘带香水让你生气了 You were just upset I forgot the perfume.
不要给我找借口 我欠你条命 Don't make excuses for me. I owe you my life.
你是我亲爱的朋友和门生 我以你为荣 You are my dear friend and protege and I'm very proud of you.
你必须知道 You must know that.
非常抱歉 泽罗 I'm so sorry, Zero.
我们是兄弟 We're brothers.
亲爱的阿加莎怎么样了 How's our darling Agatha?
"荒野中 我看到她的脸仿佛一道曙光 "Twas first light when I saw her face upon the heath,
"于是 我返身归来 日渐迷恋 "And hence did I return, day-by-day, entranced,
"虽然我的心满是醋意 永远不要 " "Tho' vinegar did brine my heart, never..."
非常好 我得打断你了 Very good. I'm going to
因为警报响了 stop you there because the alarm has sounded,
不过记住我们刚才背到哪儿了 but remember where we left off
稍后你要继续背完 because I insist you finish later.
严查方圆50公里的每个路口 I want roadblocks at every junction for 50km.
严查方圆100公里的每个火车站 I want rail blocks at every train station for 100km.
50名警员 10只警犬 5分钟内到位 I want 50 men and 10 bloodhounds ready in five minutes.
我们要对从A到Z的 We're going to strip-search
每个面包店 饼店 啤酒花园 every pretzel-Haus, Waffel-hut, Biergarten
特别是大饭店 and especially every grand hotel
进行地毯式搜索 from Augenzburg to Zilchbrock.
这些人是极其危险的职业罪犯 These men are dangerous, professional criminals.
至少其中三人是 At least three of them are anyway.
你是谁 Who are you?
你在这儿干什么 What are you doing here?
平民不许进牢房区 Civilian personnel aren't permitted in the cellblock.
这是军事调查 This is a military investigation.
这是乔普林先生 长官 This is Mr. Jopling, sir.
他雇主的母亲是受害人之一 His employer's mother was one of the victims...
闭嘴 Shut up.
你为德高夫·昂·塔克西丝家族工作 You work for the family Desgoffe und Taxis?
你知道10月23号 Are you aware of the murder
维尔莫·科瓦克的遇害案吗 of Deputy Vilmos Kovacs on 23rd October?
我知道他失踪了 I'm aware of his disappearance.
昨晚后半夜 His body was found
在伯尔尼美术馆一间储藏室后的 stuffed in a sarcophagus behind a storage room
石棺里发现了他的尸体 at the Kunstmuseum late last night.
少了四根手指 He was short four fingers.
- 你知道些什么吗 - 不知道 - What do you know about that? - Nothing.
带乔普林先生下楼 Escort Mr. Jopling off the premises.
门德尔家的 Mendl's
接线员 请帮我接巴登尔根的 Operator, get me the Excelsior Palace in Baden-Jurgen
精益皇宫酒店 对方付费 and reverse the charges, please.
我们没得选 没有其他地方求助 We've no choice. There's nowhere else to turn.
我会等着 谢谢 I'll hold. Thank you.
这是我们唯一的希望 否则 It's our only hope. Otherwise,
我甚至都不该提起它的存在 I shouldn't even mention its existence to you.
不说你也该知道了 It goes without saying,
不要对任何人提一个字 never breathe a word about this to a living soul.
- 你发誓 - 当然 它到底是什么 - Do you swear? - Of course. What is it, in fact?
我不能说 I can't say.
怎么可能有人只需提前一天通知 How does one come by front-row aisle seats
就能搞到托斯卡尼歌剧院 for a first night at the Opera Toscana
首映当天前排的座位 with one day's notice?
怎么可能有人能安排私下参观 How does one arrange a private viewing
皇家撒克逊画廊的织锦收藏 of the tapestry collection at the Royal Saxon Gallery?
怎么可能有人能在星期四晚上 How does one secure a corner table
占到赫尔辛基餐馆的角桌 at Chez Dominique on a Thursday?
伊万 亲爱的 我是古斯塔夫 你好 Ivan, darling, it's Gustave. Hello.
大概五分钟之前我还在 Well, I was until about five minutes ago.
我们自己清出了一条道路 We've taken it upon ourselves
你明白我的意思吧 to clear out in a hurry if you see what I mean.
是通过一条下水道 没错 Well, through a sewer, as it happens. Exactly.
听我说 伊万 抱歉打扰你 Listen, Ivan, I'm sorry to cut you off,
可我们确实有困难 but we're in a bit of a bind.
这是正式的请求 This is an official request.
我正式请求启用特殊服务 I'm formally calling upon the special services of...
第四部分 社交网络
我一会打给你 古斯塔夫 I'll call you back, Gustave.
对 等着 Right. Stand by.
抱歉 要麻烦你跑一趟了 I beg your pardon. Do you prefer to walk?
我们在这儿 很简单 We're right here. It's very simple.
沿着滨海大道一直走 然后左转 Straight down the corniche, then left.
乔乔 送这位绅士出去 Jojo, see the gentleman out.
请帮我接华美城堡酒店的乔治先生 Get me Monsieur Georges at the Chateau Luxe, please.
华美城堡酒店
祝你生日快乐 Happy birthday to you
你来 Take over.
祝你生日快乐 亲爱的 Happy birthday, dear...
你好 伊万吗 Hello, Ivan?
明白 Got it.
请帮我接公主酒店的迪诺先生 Get me Monsieur Dino at the Palazzo Principessa, please.
公主酒店
高一些 该死 再高一些 Higher, goddammit, higher!
你来 Take over.
- 乔治先生 - 高一些 - Monsieur Georges. - Higher.
知道了 马上 I see. Straightaway.
请帮我接蔚蓝海岸酒店的罗宾先生 Get me Monsieur Robin at I'Hotel Cote du Cap, please.
蔚蓝海岸酒店
二 三 and two and three.
罗宾先生 有位迪诺先生打电话找您 Monsieur Robin. There's a call from Monsieur Dino for you.
你来 Take over.
- 一 二 三 - 是我 迪诺 - One, two, three. - Yes, Dino.
是的 迪诺 好的 迪诺 Yes, Dino. Okay, Dino.
请帮我接丽兹酒店的马丁先生 Get me Monsieur Martin at the Ritz Imperial, please.
丽兹酒店
太咸 Too much salt.
不够辣 Not enough pepper.
你来 Take over.
- 罗宾吗 我是马丁 - 太咸 - Robin? Martin. - Too much salt.
我听说了 So I've heard.
可能 我打几个电话 Maybe. Let me make a few calls.
瑟奇·X 失踪 代理人科瓦克 也失踪 Serge X, missing. Deputy Kovacs, also missing.
D夫人 死亡 Madame D, dead.
《拿苹果的男孩》被我们偷走 Boy with Apple, stolen, by us.
德米特里和乔普林 残忍的冷血杀手 Dmitri and Jopling, ruthless, cold-blooded savages.
古斯塔夫·H 潜逃 还有什么 Gustave H, at large. What else?
泽罗 困惑不解 Zero, confused.
泽罗 困惑不解 确实 Zero, confused, indeed.
用他们的话说 "水越来越深" The plot "Thickens," As they say.
为什么这么说呢 是种隐喻吗 Why, by the way? Is it a soup metaphor?
我不知道 I don't know.
上车 Get in.
我们找到管家了 We found the butler.
他躲在盖博梅斯特峰附近 He's hiding out in the
偏远的山麓地带 remote foothills near Gabelmeister's Peak.
我们的联络人说服他明天中午 Our contact convinced him to meet you midday tomorrow
去峰顶的瞭望台见你 at the observatory on the summit.
千万保密 他会解释一切 Tell no one. He'll explain everything.
你们的火车四分半钟后出发 Your train departs in four and a half minutes.
这是车票 Here's your tickets.
- 三等舱 - 本来已经没座位了 - Third class? - It was overbooked
售票员以前是 but the conductor used to be a sommelier
老凡尔赛宫的酒侍 at the old Versailles.
他给走了后门 He pulled some strings.
用这个在餐车吃饭 You'll need these for the dining car.
最后一件事 One last thing.
华丽香氛 L'air de Panache.
他们只有半盎司装了 They only had the half-ounce.
我们应该给他点什么以示感谢 We should give him something as a symbolic gesture.
你有多少钱 How much money you got?
42块 还有3枚邮票 42 Klubecks and 3 postage stamps.
给我25 来吧 Give me 25. Yes.
- 祝福你 - 不用了 - Bless you. - Please.
- 我得亲手交给他 - 天哪 - I've got to hand it to him. - Jesus Christ.
我也没想到 你还想要什么 I didn't see that coming. Well, what do you want next?
再去找那个畸形足的姐姐谈谈 Talk to the club-footed sister again,
这次有说服力一点 and, this time, be persuasive.
妈逼的 Goddamn son of a bitch.
我操 Holy fuck!
这他妈是什么意思 What's the meaning of this shit?
《拿苹果的男孩》 我以为是你把它收起来了 Boy with Apple? I thought you'd hidden it.
你怎么到现在才注意到 Why are you only noticing now?
我以为估税员拿走了画 I assumed it went to the tax appraiser.
你们他妈在跟我开玩笑吗 Are you fucking kidding me?
我相信是古斯塔夫先生拿走了画 I believe it was removed by Monsieur Gustave.
我不生瑟奇的气 I'm not angry with Serge.
你不能因为某些人 You can't blame someone
缺乏基本道德准则而责怪他们 for their basic lack of moral fiber.
他是个受到惊吓的矮子胆小鬼 He's a frightened, little, yellow-bellied coward.
不是他的错 对吧 It's not his fault, is it?
我不知道 得看情况 I don't know. It depends.
任何时候你都可以这么说 Well, you can say that about most anything.
得看情况 当然得看情况 "It depends." Of course it depends.
当然得看情况 当然得看情况 Of course it depends. Of course it depends.
对 就算你说对了 当然得看情况 Yes, I suppose you're right. Of course it depends.
可这并不意味着 However, that doesn't mean
我不会杀了那个鼠辈 I'm not going to throttle the little swamp rat.
对了 我能主持吗 婚礼 May I officiate, by the way? The ceremony?
很荣幸 With pleasure.
不得不说 我发现那姑娘非常可爱 I must say, I find that girl utterly delightful.
胸平得像机场 Flat as a board, enormous birthmark
墨西哥地图般的胎记盖了半边脸 the shape of Mexico over half her face,
汗流浃背地在闷热的厨房忙活不停 sweating for hours on end in that sweltering kitchen
还要忍受门德尔 虽然他是个天才 while Mendl, genius though he is,
像个笨重的大猩猩一样杵在旁边 looms over her like a hulking gorilla.
然而毫无疑问 确定以及肯定 Yet without question, without fail,
无论何时 她都极其可爱 always and invariably, she's exceedingly lovely.
为什么 Why?
因为她的纯洁 Because of her purity.
她也很敬重您 古斯塔夫先生 She admires you as well, Monsieur Gustave.
- 是吗 - 非常 - Does she? - Very much.
这是好现象 意味着她明白 That's a good sign, you know. It means she "Gets it."
这很重要 That's important.
不准跟她调情 Don't flirt with her.
洗衣篮中发现当地女孩的人头
女孩在凌晨4点 A radio telegram was
接到一封无线电报并签收 delivered and signed for by the girl at 4:00 AM.
信封在尸体附近 The envelope was found near the body,
但内容已经丢失 but its contents were missing.
不过 电报局总会将 However, the telegraph office
自动收报机纸条复件保留24小时 always keeps a carbon of the ticker tape for 24 hours.
我抄了下来 电报内容是 I copied it down. It reads as follows,
"收拾好你的东西 逗号" "Pack your things stop."
"准备好随时离开 逗号" "Be ready to leave at moment's notice stop."
"藏身之处在盖博梅斯特峰附近 逗号" "Hide-out is vicinity of Gabelmeister's Peak stop."
"阅后即焚 献上我全部的爱 句号" "Destroy this message all my love full stop."
篮子在哪里 Where's the basket?
偏远山麓地带
偏远山麓地带 盖博梅斯特峰附近
你要去哪儿 先生 Where you headed, mister?
去滑雪 乘雪橇 还是去爬山 Skiing? Sledding? Mountain climbing?
三块钱 Three Klubecks.
我发了特快无线电报给阿加莎 By express wireless, I wrote Agatha
让她去我们提前安置好的藏身之处 with instructions to move to our pre-arranged hideout,
一辆奈博斯巴德路边的吉普赛大篷车 a Gypsy caravan on the outer Nebelsbad road,
而古斯塔夫先生和我则继续向东 while Monsieur Gustave and I continued east
前往朱波罗卡的阿尔卑斯山 into the Zubrowkian Alps,
去高海拔区域与管家瑟奇·X汇合 toward our high-altitude rendezvous with the butler Serge X.
谨慎起见 我们悄悄地 As a precaution, we disembarked quietly
在火车站外的货场下了车 in the freight yard just outside the station.
华丽香氛 L'air de Panache.
中午 顶峰瞭望台
风景真好 我发自内心地赞叹 It's a hell of a view. I give them that, for what's it's worth.
我也觉得 I agree.
人们常说 "每一片飘零的雪花 "'Tis oft'-remarked, no single, falling-flake does any other
"其纯洁完美的形状都是独一无二的" "in its pure and perfect form..."
有人来了 Somebody's coming.
你是奈博斯巴德的 Are you Monsieur Gustave
布达佩斯大饭店的古斯塔夫先生吗 of the Grand Budapest Hotel in Nebelsbad?
- 是的 - 请搭乘下一趟缆车 - Uh-huh. - Get on the next cable car.
你是奈博斯巴德的 Are you Monsieur Gustave
布达佩斯大饭店的古斯塔夫先生吗 of the Grand Budapest Hotel in Nebelsbad?
- 是的 - 和我换车 - Uh-huh. - Switch with me.
你是奈博斯巴德的 Are you Monsieur Gustave
布达佩斯大饭店的古斯塔夫先生吗 of the Grand Budapest Hotel in Nebelsbad?
- 是的 - 穿上这个 然后来颂诗 - Uh-huh. - Put these on and sing.
你是奈博斯巴德的 Are you Monsieur Gustave of the...
别废话 我就是 Yes, dammit.
忏悔吧 Confess.
我是无辜的 I'm innocent.
什么 不是这个意思 Hmm? No, no.
原谅我 古斯塔夫先生 Forgive me, Monsieur Gustave.
我从未想过要背叛你 I never meant to betray you.
他们威胁要杀死我 They threatened my life
现在又杀害了我唯一的家人 and now they've murdered my only family.
不会吧 这次他们又杀了谁 No. Who did they kill this time?
- 我亲爱的姐姐 - 长着畸形足的那位 - My dear sister. - The girl with the club foot?
- 是的 - 一群混蛋 - Yes. - Those fuckers!
我一开始就试图警告你 I tried to warn you at the beginning.
我知道 亲爱的 往事不再提了 I know, darling. Let's put that behind us.
听着 我也不想把你牵扯进来 Listen, I hate to put you on the spot,
但我真的需要你为我正名 but I really must ask you to clear my name.
- 显然你很悲伤 - 我还没说完 - Obviously you're grieving... - There's more.
好吧 Okay.
- 关于这件事 - 我明白 继续 - To the story. - I get it. Go on.
我是D夫人写第二份遗嘱时的 I was the official witness in Madame D's presence
官方见证人 to the creation of a second will
该份遗嘱仅在她遭到谋杀时有效 to be executed only in the event of her death by murder.
- 第二份遗嘱 - 是的 - A second will? - Right.
- 以防她遭到谋杀 - 是的 - In case she got bumped off? - Right.
- 然后呢 - 但他们销毁了它 - Uh-huh? - But they destroyed it.
- 天啊 - 然而 - Oh, dear. - However...
- 怎么 - 我有一份副本 - Uh-huh? - I pulled a copy.
第二份遗嘱的第二份副本 A second copy of the second will?
- 是的 - 然后呢 - Right. - Uh-huh?
它上面写了些什么 在哪里 What does it say? Where is it?
你快说啊 天杀的 What's it all about, dammit?
别卖关子了 Don't keep us in suspense.
这简直就是一场噩梦 This has been a complete fucking nightmare.
快告诉我们到底他妈怎么回事 Just tell us what the fuck is going on!
瑟奇 瑟奇 瑟奇 Serge? Serge? Serge!
我的天啊 他们把这可怜虫勒死了 Bloody hell. They've strangled the poor slob.
快点 我们走 Come on! Let's go!
- 我们抓到了他该怎么办 - 不知道 - What do we do if we catch him? - I don't know.
他是个杀人狂魔 我们还是别追了 He's a homicidal psychopath. Let's stop.
停不下来啊 我连方向都控制不好 I can't. I can barely steer.
盖博梅斯特峰冬运会
起点
终点
你这个可悲的变态 我恨你 You sick, pathetic creep. I hate you.
"如果这就是我生命的尽头 那就永别了" "'If this do be me end, farewell!'
受伤的风笛少年如是说 cried the wounded piper-boy,
"步枪齐呼啸 义勇军齐欢呼" "Whilst the muskets cracked and the yeomen roared 'Hurrah!'
"重重壁垒坍塌" "And the ramparts fell.
"我想我最后呼出的 是我的恐惧" 他说 "'Methinks me breathes me last, me fears!' said he..."
天啊 你把他推下去了 Holy shit! You got him!
干得好 泽罗 Well done, Zero!
古斯塔夫·H 你是名逃犯 Gustave H! You are a fugitive from justice!
依法投降 我会保证你受到 Surrender lawfully and I will personally vouchsafe
公正的对待 your fair treatment.
不要试图逃跑 Do not attempt to flee!
- 你怎么想 - 我不知道 - What do you think? - I don't know.
如果要让我回该死的监狱 I'd rather jump off this cliff right now
还不如现在就跳下悬崖 than go back to fucking prison.
不如我们偷了那个变态的摩托车 I say we steal that sick maniac's motorcycle,
把阿加莎接上 go fetch Agatha,
带上《拿苹果的男孩》 take back Boy with Apple and
到马耳他的里维埃拉去 再也不回来 head for the Maltese Riviera, once and for all.
太棒了 你真机智 泽罗 谢谢你 Very good! You're so extraordinary, Zero. Thank you.
一位忠诚的仆人在执行任务时惨遭杀害 A moment of silence in memoriam of a devoted servant
让我们为他默哀 killed violently during the conduct of his duties.
永别了 瑟奇 Goodbye, Serge.
好了 我们走 Okay, let's go.
第五部分 第二份遗嘱的第二份副本
战争在午夜打响 The war began at midnight.
费弗斯塔德中午就在猛烈的炮火中沦陷了 Pffeifelstad fell by lunch under heavy shelling,
十个营的人从狭长的西部边境涌入 and 10 battalions surged across the long western border.
最高指挥部进驻了奈博斯巴德 High-command advanced to Nebelsbad.
24小时后
来自门德尔先生的贺礼 给行政人员的 Compliments of Herr Mendl, for the executive staff.
斯蒂格利茨将军要一间房 General Stieglitz requests a
要能从客厅看到花园 还要有张额外的活动床 garden-view sitting room with an extra roll-away.
把他安排进利奥波德公爵套房吧 Let's put him in the Duke Leopold Suite.
沃涅基大臣办公室发来电报 Secretary Woroniecki's office cabled.
他要早一天入住 房号401- 2- 3 He's checking in a day early. Rooms 401-2-3.
跟战略后勤部的人说一声 Tell Tactical Logistics we're moving them
我们要把他们移到三楼的标准双人间去 to a standard double on the third floor.
那儿恐怕空间不够啊 They'll need more space than that.
最后的结局已经开始上演 The beginning of the end of the end of the beginning has begun.
就像破旧的钢琴在这被遗忘的鬼镇郊区 A sad finale played off-key on a broken-down saloon piano
黯然奏响跑调的终章 in the outskirts of a forgotten ghost town.
我可不想见证这样亵渎神明之事 I'd rather not bear witness to such blasphemy.
我也不想 Me neither.
布达佩斯大饭店已经成为部队的兵营 The Grand Budapest has become a troops' barracks.
我这辈子再也不会跨过它的门槛 I shall never cross its threshold again in my lifetime.
- 我也是 - 我再也不会 - Me neither. - Never again shall I...
说真的 我觉得我们现在该进去了 Actually, I think we might be going in there right now after all.
德米特里 Dmitri.
阿加莎 Agatha.
晚上好 德高夫·昂·塔克西丝先生 Good evening, Mr. Desgoffe und Taxis.
我是查克先生 I'm Monsieur Chuck.
我们为您和您的姐妹们预定了斐迪南国王套房 We've booked you and your sisters into the King Ferdinand Suite.
晚上好 冯·史瑞克将军让我 Good evening. General von Shrecker asked me...
- 那是谁 - 您说什么 - Who's that? - I beg your pardon?
那女孩手里应该有我的画 失陪了 I think that girl's got my picture. Excuse me.
- 六楼 - 等等 - Six. - Hold it.
六楼 Six.
来自门德尔先生的贺礼 Compliments of Herr Mendl.
不好意思 Excuse me.
你见过一个腋下夹着包裹的糕点妹吗 Have you seen a pastry girl with a package under her arm
就在过去的一分半钟 in the last minute and a half?
见过 她刚和塔克西丝先生乘电梯上去了 Yep. She just got on the elevator with Mr. Desgoffe und Taxis.
谢谢你 Thank you.
不好意思 你哪位 I'm sorry. Who are you?
我叫奥特 先生 新来的门童 Otto, sir, the new Lobby Boy.
你受到的训练不对 You haven't been trained properly.
门童可不该提供那种消息 A Lobby Boy never provides information of that kind.
你就是面石头墙 明白吗 You're a stone wall. Understood?
好美的画 Pretty picture.
六楼到了 Sixth floor.
《拿苹果的男孩》呢 Where's Boy with Apple?
不关你的事 None of your goddamn business!
我这就一枪崩了你这娘娘腔 一了百了 I'm going to blast your candy-ass once and for all right now.
放下武器 Drop your weapon!
停火 停火 Cease fire! Cease fire!
住手 Stop it!
谁在打谁 Who's shooting who?
那是古斯塔夫·H 逃跑的凶手和偷画贼 That's Gustave H! The escaped murderer and art thief.
我已经把他逼到绝路了 I've got him cornered!
那是德米特里·德高夫·昂·塔克西丝 That's Dmitri Desgoffe und Taxis!
是他杀害了代理人科瓦克 He's responsible for the killing of Deputy Kovacs,
瑟奇·X和他的畸形足的姐姐 serge X and his club-footed sister,
还有他的亲生母亲 plus his own mother!
都不许动 你们都被捕了 Nobody move. Everybody's under arrest.
谁在窗外 Who's out the window?
阿加莎 Agatha!
310房 310-bis.
坚持住 我来了 Hang on! Here I come!
请勿打扰
画的背后有东 Something's on the back of the...
阿加莎 Agatha!
- 你没事吧 - 没事 - Are you all right? - I think so.
画的背后有东西 Something's on the back of the picture.
仅在我被谋杀的情况下开启 --D夫人
当然 她把所有遗产都留给了古斯塔夫先生 She left everything to Monsieur Gustave, of course.
那座名叫卢茨城堡的豪宅 The mansion, known as Schloss Lutz,
生产武器 药品和纺织品的各类工厂 the factories, which produced weapons, medicine and textiles,
一家知名的报业联合集团 an important newspaper syndicate,
所有罪名被洗脱 礼宾员被释放
也许你已经猜到了 and perhaps you've already deduced
被害伯爵夫人的儿子失踪 德米特里在哪里?
还有这座布达佩斯大饭店 this very institution, the Grand Budapest Hotel.
他点名要我做他的继承人 He anointed me his successor,
由于战争还在继续 and as the war continued,
我便在还是在这窄窄的桌子前 I served my adopted country from
背靠着身后房间的墙壁 the narrow desk still found against
继续为我国籍所在的国家服务 the wall in the next room.
他的标准还是一样 He was the same as his disciples,
脆弱 虚荣 肤浅 金发 饥渴 insecure, vain, superficial, blond, needy.
到最后他甚至成了富翁 In the end he was even rich.
然而 他却无法阻止年华老去 He did not succeed, however, in growing old.
"亲爱的各位 我们欢聚于此 " "Dearly beloved, we are gathered together..."
我亲爱的阿加莎也一样 Nor did my darling Agatha.
两年后 她和我们还在襁褓中的儿子 She and our infant son would be killed two years later
死于普鲁士流感 一种荒唐的小病 by the Prussian grippe. An absurd little disease.
如今只要一周就能治好 Today we treat it in a single week,
但在当时 数百万人因此丧命 but, in those days many millions died.
在被占领后的第21天 On the 21st day of the occupation,
朱波罗卡独立国家正式解体的 the morning the independent state of Zubrowka
那天早上 officially ceased to exist,
我们和古斯塔夫先生一起前往卢茨 we traveled with Monsieur Gustave to Lutz.
顺便回答一下你早前的问题 In answer to your earlier question, by the way,
当然做过 of course.
泽罗问过我在酒店这一行卑微的起点 Zero asked me about my humble beginnings in the hotel trade.
有段时间 我曾被认为是布达佩斯大饭店 I was, perhaps, for a time, considered the best Lobby Boy
最好的门童 we'd ever had at the Grand Budapest.
我认为可以这么说 I think I can say that.
而最终他超越了我 This one finally surpassed me.
但我还是得说 他找到了一位好老师 Although, I must say, he had an exceptional teacher.
的确 Truly.
"从何处而来两位光彩夺目的天使 "Whence came these two radiant, celestial brothers,
"有那么一刻 他们合为一体 "United, for an instant,
"一起飞过窗外繁星点点的天穹 "As they crossed the stratosphere of our starry window?
"一位从东而来 一位从西而来" "One from the East and one from the West."
非常好 Very good.
不准和她调情 Don't flirt with her.
我们怎么又在停在麦田上了 Why are we stopping at a barley field again?
11月17日 卢茨闪电战开始
我觉得这些黑制服死气沉沉的 I find these black uniforms very drab.
你们好啊 孩子们 Well, hello there, chaps.
我们刚才还在谈论你们呢 We were just talking about you.
- 请出示证件 - 乐意效劳 一如既往 - Documents, please. - With pleasure, as always.
这是我们第一次 You're the first of the official death squads
向敢死队正式介绍自己 to whom we've been formally introduced.
你好啊 How do you do?
昨日重现啊 是吧 Plus ca change, am I right?
亲爱的 他的是移民签证 三等工人身份 That's a migratory visa with stage three worker status, darling.
请看这个 Read this.
请悉知 此证件持有者可以自由出行 不受阻碍
- 出来 - 不 待着 - Come outside. - Now, stay there.
我说到做到 如果你敢动这位先生 I give you my word, if you lay a finger on this man,
我会让你名誉扫地 丢掉饭碗 I'll see you dishonorably discharged,
关在栅栏里 日落前就被绞死 locked up in the stockade and hanged by sundown.
在这野蛮的屠宰场里 There are still faint glimmers
的确残存着一些 of civilization left in this barbaric slaughterhouse
曾被称为"人性"的文明之光 that was once known as humanity.
你这该死的 满脸麻子的法西斯混蛋 You filthy, goddamn, pock-marked, fascist assholes!
他就是其中之一 He was one of them.
还能说什么呢 What more is there to say?
最后怎么样了 What happened in the end?
最后他们射杀了他 In the end they shot him.
所以这些都归我了 So it all went to me.
晚饭后 我们去拿回房间的钥匙 After dinner, we went to collect the keys to our rooms,
但是让先生不在岗位上 but Monsieur Jean had abandoned his post.
我想他大概把我们忘了 I expect he's forgotten all about us.
当然 近年来 In recent years, of course,
像布达佩斯大饭店这样的财产 such properties and holdings as the Grand Budapest
绝大多数都变成了公有财产 had with very few exceptions become common property.
尽管他和政府之间谈判的具体条款 While the precise terms of his negotiation
从来没有被公布过 with the new government had never been announced,
结果却是人尽皆知的秘密 the result was an open secret,
泽罗·穆斯塔法花了一笔不菲的财产 Zero Moustafa had traded a great and important fortune
换来了这座昂贵却不盈利 行将作古的酒店 in exchange for one costly, unprofitable, doomed hotel.
为什么呢 Why?
古斯塔夫先生套房
仅仅是感情用事吗 Was it merely sentimental?
直接问他太过鲁莽 而且不符合我的性格 It was quite forward of me and a bit out of character,
但我觉得必须得问 but I felt I must know,
就算是为了我的健康吧 for my health, I suppose.
抱歉我想问 希望不会给您带来困扰 Forgive me for asking. I hope I haven't upset you.
当然不会 No, of course not.
是因为这是您与那个逝去的世界最后的关联吗 Is it simply your last connection to that vanished world,
您愿意的话 也可以说是他的世界 his world, if you will?
他的世界 His world?
不 我不这么认为 No, I don't think so.
你知道 我们的工作相同 You see, we shared a vocation.
没必要这样来纪念他 It wouldn't have been necessary.
这饭店是留着纪念阿加莎的 No. The hotel I keep for Agatha.
我们在这里度过了美好的时光 We were happy here.
虽然时间不长 For a little while.
说实话 我觉得他的世界 To be frank, I think his world had vanished
早在他步入之前就已经逝去了 long before he ever entered it.
但是毫无疑问 But, I will say,
他用超凡的魅力维持了这种假象 he certainly sustained the illusion with a marvelous grace.
- 你要上楼吗 - 不 我再坐会儿 - Are you going up? - No, I'll sit for a little while.
晚安 Good night.
次周 The next week,
我乘船去了南美洲 寻求治愈 I sailed for a cure in South America
并开始了一段漫长的国外漂流 and began a long, wandering journey abroad.
多年都没再回过欧洲 I did not return to Europe for many years.
它的确是一片迷人的古老废墟 It was an enchanting old ruin.
但我再也无缘回去探访过 But I never managed to see it again.
灵感源于斯蒂芬·茨威格的作品
生于: 1881年 维也纳 卒于: 1942年 彼得罗波利斯